Bio

I’m a late 20’s Stereotypical Corporate Yuppie. I’m also a burgundy velvet wearing rock star. At age 23 I sat in some of the scariest board rooms Germany had to offer, and at age 16 was being suspended from school for electronically modifying my grades to play Hockey. (Damn Paper Trail.) I’ve given impromptu speeches to dark rooms filled with 200+ people, but will get nervous around those I highly respect. I’ll let you call me a ‘pretty boy.’ I have mentors on both sides of the law and hold my parents in the highest regards. (Still call mom 3 times a day.) I’ve been the sole focus of network security installations, while simultaneously serving as a technology consultant for a nationwide congregation of nuns. I like very sticky hair gel. I can totally pull of pink. I typically fly under the radar, yet my presence is felt in any room I am in. I’m always on time and have anxiety attacks when running late. I have dozens of mentors. I’m more of a dog guy, but am starting to find cats appealing. My cocktail of choice is Vodka and water. The two most used applications on my mobile phone is SSH, IRC and Opera-Mini. I tend to over analyze. I’m loyal to a fault. I donate feverishly to charities that make my mom proud. My dad still scares the hell out of me. I’m very well educated and read constantly. I don’t have a problem being honest with people, although I’ll always make it polite. I’ll annoy you with my knowledge of music and movies. On good days I could charm a serial killer. I’m a jack-of-all trades and an expert at about 1/3. The Hadron Collider scares the pi$$ out of me and I’m pretty certain it’t the thing they built in Howard the Duck. I still yell at the XBox. I’ve achieved my dreams by age 27, but am now going after my sick fantasy. I’ll keep you posted.

The Executive Dossier

Food

Banana Cream Pie, Oriental Cuisine, Taco Bell.
Like to try new things and experiment.

Drink

Vodka & Water, Cold Tea, Diet Soda, Sugar-Free Energy drinks.

Technology & Gear

Panasonic CF-T2 / Ubuntu, Unlocked Nokia 9300 Smartphone, Mont Blanc Starwalker Ballpoint - Fine tip Black, Pocket Moleskine, S.T. Dupont Lighter, Movado Safiro and D&G Stunna’ Shades.

Support Systems

LAMP Servers cumulatively crunching 20Gb bandwith / mo.
1Tb Custom DVR / Theatre system. 300+ Movies at the click of a button.
Incredible Parents.
X10 Home Automation System - Home is my castle and it supports laziness.
Energy Breath Mints.
Incredible Parents.
Incredible Friends.
Incredible Parents.

Movies

General - Fight Club, Shogun Assassin, Wall Street, Bloodsport, Casablanca
Comedy - Tommy Boy, Office Space, Black Sheep, Superbad, Any Will Ferrel movie thats older than 3mos.
Flashbacks - The Goonies, Breakfast Club
Documentary - Triumph of the Nerds, Geeks 2.0, Breaking Vegas, P&T BullSh%ts.
Misc. - Six String Samurai

Music