Hey Idiot, Buy A Coffee Grinder.

Submitted by Dana on February 4, 2008 – 9:24 amNo Comment

Stop reading this immediately and go out and buy yourself a ‘Burr’ coffee grinder.  (I recommend the Cuisinart DBM-8 – $50 @ Great Indoors.)  Make sure its a ‘Burr’ grinder, which has like the little spur thing, not one with the blades. 

Fresh ground coffee should be illegal.  Simply put, its amazing.  I’ve never had coffee like this, and I want to take it to prom. 

I think I’m even going to grind it every morning, take it to work and sell it in baggies to my non-grindering colleagues.  I’ll stand around the corner from the coffee machine, and whisper at them to meet me behind the ice machines to score some java contraband.  I will come at Starbucks like a Spider-Monkey.

Not convinced yet?  How about this approach – I’ll probably end up losing weight as all I want to do now is drink this coffee.  Probably not too healthy, maybe I’ll start grinding up some vitamins with my beans. 

Grindin’,
–D





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