Hey Idiot, Buy A Coffee Grinder.
Stop reading this immediately and go out and buy yourself a ‘Burr’ coffee grinder. (I recommend the Cuisinart DBM-8 - $50 @ Great Indoors.) Make sure its a ‘Burr’ grinder, which has like the little spur thing, not one with the blades.
Fresh ground coffee should be illegal. Simply put, its amazing. I’ve never had coffee like this, and I want to take it to prom.
I think I’m even going to grind it every morning, take it to work and sell it in baggies to my non-grindering colleagues. I’ll stand around the corner from the coffee machine, and whisper at them to meet me behind the ice machines to score some java contraband. I will come at Starbucks like a Spider-Monkey.
Not convinced yet? How about this approach - I’ll probably end up losing weight as all I want to do now is drink this coffee. Probably not too healthy, maybe I’ll start grinding up some vitamins with my beans.
Grindin’,
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