I’ve always though Aviator sunglasses were cool, even though I rarely feel I pull them off.  I fought with the idea that it had something to do with my looks - my face, my hair or some other superficial physical feature of mine. 

This morning, at 6am I realized I was wrong.  Aviator sunglasses require an attitude. 

Scientific research below, based on real-world facts.

Aviator Glasses Attitude by

1. The Pilot
   I’ll M$@*%F$*#$ng crash this big metal object on your face.

2. Kanye West
   I’ll use my hyper-advanced 4yr old poopy pants magic until you agree I’m somebody. 
3. Johnny Knoxville
   I’ll let you shoot me with riot control pellets until you think I’m cool.
4. 3)  Chuck Norris
   Nuff Said.
5. Elvis
   See above answer. 

You see, it’s not the person.  We have a famous rapper, a nerdy guy that wears ‘wings,’ a sideshow circus act, Karate Choppin’ hip-shaking phenom, and Chuck Norris.  Incredibly different persona’s, incredibly different lifestyles and careers. 

I leave you today with a math formula, that I developed somewhere between the shower and my bowl of cocoa-krispies.  BTW - I always wear aviators when I get out of the shower.  Free visual for ya. 

(How bad ass I think I am) x (How much I don’t care) = Aviator’s Potential

Greatest Rapper Alive,
–D