George Maloof

Met George Maloof last night.   If you don’t know he’s the owner of the Palms Resort and Casino here in Vegas.  I have to admit it was a bit exciting, but at the same time dissappointing.  It’s amazing such a powerful man is soo exteremley socially awkward.  

This is how it went down, I was taking to a group of girls, one had this bib thing on and very fake chest accessories.  I remember not be too overly thrilled with any of them, on any level.  They weren’t very pretty on the inside or even on the out - even with ‘accessories.’  

Next thing I know I see this awkward guy with poofy hair talking to one of the unexciting girls I was getting tired with - he was a bit fidgety and not very sure of himself.  I knew who he was, I had to make sure.  ‘Hey, whats your first name’ to which he replies ‘George.’  He and I made some small talk, shook hands and I let him walk off with that lame girl.  

Again, Mr. Maloof is extremely successful and I’d have to guess quite smart but it cracks me up at how many business-celebrities I’ve met that fear social situations more than a 13yr old at his first dance.  They can handle the board-room, you’d think they’d be able to handle a room full of people out having a good time.  

I’ll never be that way nor will be my future wife.  I can work a room, so she better as well.