On fashion, style and fitting in.

Most important thing to remember about what you wear:

The guy with the edgy outfit on, who’s not talking and sitting in the corner by himself is a social freak

The guy with the edgy outfit on that is talking/socializing with everyone is the man.

A winner will always stand out amongst the rest.  Besides, once people pick up on your social prowess and fun attitude, your edgy outfit only serves as an easier way for new people to approach you. 

Stick it to Starbucks - .05c Chai/Tea Lattes

How to make your own chai/tea lattes that literally rival the $5 one’s you buy from Starbucks.  DIY, Howto and Office Pwnership. 

  1. Acquire tea boxes from your neighborhood inexpensive tea wholesaler.  aka Wal-Mart.
  2. Ensure your office provides free hot-water.
  3. Ensure said office provides free, powdered non-dairy creamer.
  4. Acquire Two Cups
  5. Cup 1 - Add tea bag.  Fill hot-water half way if optimist, half-empty if pesimist, and go to hell if you don’t get that joke.
  6. Stir the crap out of the tea-bag/water.
  7. Once mixed up more than a celebutante’s social life, add a decent amount of non-dairy creamer powder.   Remove tea-bag
  8. In second up, fill with ice.
  9. Pour tea-mixture over ice.
  10. Be pompous and tell all your co-workers how ingenius you are by stealing my idea and making your own Starbucks rivaling tea lattes.

The Most Exclusive Forum on the Internet

I read forums.  I don’t read/write in forums.

I reply to myself.  In my own forum, on my own computer and you’re not invited.  I’ve found I’ll pretend ask a forum question, in my mind, and let the ‘forum’ respond.  It’s similar to my ‘how to kill a tiger’ writing, about how if you visualize your actions, you’ll always execute perfectly.  

One would think visualizing/answering your own questions wou would create biased answers, but in my reality I get a wide variety of responses all adding to a better understanding of what action the question requires.  If you’ve lurked enough forums, you can almost predict the thread
responses.  Additionally, if you’ve read enough, you’re mind is able to mimic those writing styles into a myriad of responses based on
personality perceptions. Each perception virtually develops a different approach, and thus provides a different opinion/answer. 

Who knows, maybe I need help.  And Maybe I do to.