Five Lessons Learned from Watching Die Hard

I Hate to repost stuff, but this is one of the funniest things I’ve read in awhile…  I’ll brief them here, but make sure you read the entire article
Taken from Cracked.com

  1. It is impossible to get fired from the Police Force.
  2. Every single German is a Dick.
  3. Black people can’t wait to help you.
  4. A Well timed ‘yippee ki yay’ will get you out of any jam.
  5. Alchohol makes you a stronger, louder, more efficient American Killing Machine. 

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