I propose it’s a way better answer than DontDateHimGirl.com. It’s a brand new site, just launched and it’s called IHateThatGirl.com.

IHateThatGirl is essentially a social networking site where users can submit pages/links containing stories etc. about evil, rotten women… Ex-Girlfriends, Ex-Wives, celebrities, etc. Once a story is submitted, users then vote on how evil/rotten the female subject of the story is. Very similar to Digg.com, however with a slight flavor of revenge and ‘venting.’ Completely harmless, its still fun to read. The webmaster is a personal friend of mine, and I think he’s got a pretty good idea here.. So far, it’s mainly been Paris Hilton bashing, however once it catches on - look out!

If you ever get the chance to travel internationally, make sure you have corp credit card…  No wait, I had something more important to say.  If you get the chance to make some biz go down in Germany, get ready for a treat.  Contrary to what that Hitler guy and the 2nd grade text-books left in your skull, Germany is a beautiful country, complete with both types of scenery - environmental and social. 

Anywho, as I remember them, I’ll pass on some tips here and there for making the best of Germany - no matter where you lay your head! 

Tip 1
Stay at the Hotel Nestor.
The Nestor hotel in Stuttgart hands down is the best place to stay in the South Eastern part of Deutschland.  It’s within walking distance of local Germanic castles, and a quick ride in a taxi from awkward bombed out buildings from WWII.  Plus, they have a continental breakfast you’d ditch your 10 girlfriend for. 

Oh, and the front desk speaks more languages than C3P0 and Rosie Perez.

–D

So the bottle of Kettle One told me to write this so pay attention, this post is costing me $30 bucks.  Remember this, it’s never what you say, it’s how you say it. 

For instance - taken from comedian Zach Galifniakis-

• She had a crack baby. 

            vs.

• SHE HAD A CRACK, BABY!!!

Granted my smooth voice isn’t there to speak it to you as you should hear it, you get the picture.  CEO’s know this, master pick up artists know this.  Either of them could recite their grocery list to their audience, and captivate the F out of their listeners..  So whether it be in the board room, bedroom, ordering your McFish, or working on a woman, it all depends on you and your personality - aka how you put your sh*t on the table! 

If you’re looking for a new job, you’re probably extremely sick of hearing - ‘give it time, stay motivated and someone will call.’ I know when I was looking I wanted to castrate and clothespin damn near everyone that said that to me. I wanted out of where I was, and was willing to do damn near anything to get a paycheck from someone else.

It’s hard to stay motivated when you’re not getting any phone calls, or response to the hours upon hours you’re submitting resumes and filling out those damn web based HR screening programs. Looking back at myself, while I was struggling through that phase I should have turned to ‘professional’ drunk dialing…

Ok, I should clarify. You’ve broken your keyboard by typing so much information into job applications and you need to unwind, and moreover - get hired. Drink a nice cocktail and get a bit loosened up. Pick up the phone, and call the place you want to get hired at. While remaining professional, tell them you understand they may not be looking for someone with your qualifications and talent, but nonetheless you wanted to introduce yourself as best you can over the phone. (P.s. - know a little something about the company, especially if they are currently in the news.) Remember names, joke a bit and consider yourself ahead of the game when you hang up that phone.

So I was talking with my good friend Hugh Hefner.   Well not really, but I was reading some of his writings - found some good tips on marriage from the Playboy himself. Was pretty stoked to see it relates with my thoughts on relationship problems. 

• The most logical motivation for getting married is because you want to have children.

• A less logical motivation is for the emotional security of it, feeling that you won’t be able to hold on to the relationship without the marriage.  Or you believe that somehow it will improve the relationship. A lot of relationships don’t improve with marriage.
  
• It’s all in the chemistry.

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