There’s a couple of old sayings, ‘Act as if..’ and ‘Whether you think you can, or can’t, you’re probably right.’  There’s also the age old staple of ‘The Customer is always right.’  We all face problems in dealing with crabby employees, poor service and just general uber-assholes in uniform.  Here’s some quick advice for the [...]

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I’ve successfully made it past puberty, and have been shaving my face for over 10 years without any major trauma or scars.  I’ve tried electrics, Mach 3’s, Shaved in the Shower whatever.  Always felt like I was doing a good job until yesterday.
Yesterday I went to the Art of Shaving shop at Mandalay Bay [...]

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This was taken from the TV show Max Exposure.  It’s basically this guy, Captain Video doing one of his wacky, zany cable tv stunts.  He’s going to uncover a pool in the middle of winter…  You pretty much grow to hate the guy in the first 2 seconds you see him, which is what makes [...]

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So I had company this weekend… After a long night of ’stuff,’ my friend and I wanted some drinks.  I literally pulled this recipe out of my ass and yes, it did work… Very well indeed. 
What you Need

Fresh Watermelon - cubed
Quality Vodka aka not Absolut.  Get Stoli, Kettle or Goose.
DeKrupyer Watermelon Pucker
Lots of Fresh [...]

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There is an simple, ancient technique that can give you the power to wail on any animal, and dominate any environment - hostile or friendly. 
First off, I can’t take full responsibility for giving you the power to take on a cougar, as centuries ago I think some Shaolin guy scribed it.  In fact, let’s [...]

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